I now know I'm ready to become a professional runner( serious face)..... All thanks to my mum's chickens.
So yesterday after my usual routine, (since I got back home) I decided to have breakfast/lunch. I remembered I had a lil stew and a big piece of meat I had hidden from everyone in the house.(lol)
I also had to prepare lunch for everyone but I was so hungry. So I decided to boil a few pieces of potatoes to eat with my stew while I prepared general lunch.
I really wanted to eat that potatoe and meat alone and I kept praying no one would come home when I would be eating it.But it seemed the devil was out to punish me cos not too long after I placed the pot on heat, my elder brother (bigfoodie *sideeyes*) came back. "Which kain bad market be dis".... I thought to myself.
I kept calm like a naija ninja geh(hehe) and quietly after the potatoe was ready I slipped to the backyard to feast on my meal jejely. I was eating my food quietly and then all of my mum's chickens decided it was the right time to stroll to the backyard.
I kept on "shushing" them away(the chickens) and I guess my bro heard my voice and decided to come check on me. Immediately I saw him I frowned my face like someone who had severe constipation in a bid to scare him away( but this badosky brother of mine had sighted my food already and there was no turning back for him now).
I told him plainly that I would not give.... He proceeded to beg for a bite from my meat (but all the tissues in my skin kept screaming murder!) However I finally let him take a bite( painful something).
Just after my brother left the backyard, I decided to go check the food I was preparing for the house and so I dropped my food where I was seated and walked inside(big MISTAKE). Only for me to return to find my mum's chicken eating my food. I chased them away angrily but one of the chicken's took along with it my meat!
"Ah my meat! My meat! I no gree" I kept on screaming as I gave the chicken a hot pursuit ( the demonic chicken stuck really hard to the meat through out my chase).I think I chased the chicken round my house for close to 20mins.....you needed to have seen me flying and running ( at that point I'm sure Usain bolt had nothing on me walahi!).
Meanwhile throughout my ordeal, my bro kept laughing and begging me but I was so pissed that I screamed at him(you know that kain annoyance na). At that point I had resolved to kill one of the chicken's as revenge, as I couldn't remember which one of them stole my meat. It seemed they knew how pissed I was cos all of them went into hiding.
My mum compensated me when she came home only after she had had a good laugh and besides the compensation sef can never be like the meat my bro and chicken's deprived me of.
I just thought I should share with you all my ordeal yesterday.
PS: I'm still collecting compensation o! Cos d thing pain me well well and e still dey pain me sef! So anyone who wants to buy me a truck load of meat should inbox me lol( serious face).
