Tuesday, 2 June 2015

LIFE OF A UNIZIK BIG CHIC II

Where  did you  drop your  phone?  I've  called  three times  now eh Ebere! Mummy sorry  I  was praying  when  you  called(I held my breath  hoping she'lld buy the ridiculous  lie) . Oh ok sorry I didn't  know  came  her reply.  So how  is school? She asked..... Fine  mummy.....  I had  a terrible  dream about  you Ebere that's  why I called...... Hmmm terrible  dream? What  was  it about  I asked.
 I saw  you  on the  street  naked and  crying, it seemed  like  you were  beaten.  I kept  on  calling  you but you  wouldn't  answer  me and  then I woke up....... God  forbid! It's not my portion.... I immediately  said..... Be careful  with the way you move around, don't  go out at night  have  you  heard  me?  Yes mummy I answered  and then  the  call ended.
 Heaving  a sigh of relief, I dropped  the  phone.... You see, this is  not the  first time  my mum has had a terrible dream  about  me but then nothing  ever  happens.... I guess  its cos she  worries  too much  about  me.
   Before  I knew  it, it was  evening  already and there I was, in  front  of  chief William an average,  chocolate skinned man with a portable  pot-belly and a slightly  manageable face(not like  his look mattered tho). Chief  William couldn't  keep  his hands off me and it slightly irritated me but then it's business.
 It didn't  take  long  before he asked  that we  move  to his hotel room and I obliged. 30mins later chief William was done and he gave me  3bundles of one thousand  naira  note..... Checking  the time, it was  just 11pm, so I got dressed  and  left quietly.
Driving  back  home, I moved  my body in sync with the music I was playing. I was happy  that Chief didn't  ask me to  spend the night cos I didn't  really  feel like  it today. I was still  wriggling my body  to the  music  when out of nowhere, two  cars blocked  me....... Opening  the  door, I stepped  out angrily   to know  what  their  problem  was. Just  then, I inhaled  a very  pungent  smell and everything  went black.........

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Love you babe... Keep it up.

Chidaa said...

Thanks a lot

Anonymous said...

Nice one, waiting for d end story